United We Brunch returns to the Madison Sat. Limited tickets still available! Meet Charles Marshall, a year-old Cincinnati gentleman with a penchant for masturbating with teddy bears in public. No, when Marshall was recently arrested at a health clinic after staffers noticed him giving his tallywhacker the teddy treatment in an alley, it was not the first time. It wasn't even the second time. Or the third. This marks the fourth occasion that Marshall has been cited for getting down and dirty with a stuffed animal in public, thus putting to rest any speculation it was all some deviant viral marketing for Mark Wahlberg's new bear-buddy movie, Ted. The police report even notes that Marshall's proclivity for stuffing his pecker in Paddington Bear "has been an ongoing problem. The Smoking Gun has the details on his previous arrests; The Daily Mail notes one lingering question that has not, and maybe should not, be answered:. It is unclear whether Marshall used the same teddy bear on each occasion.
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Earlier this year I received an email from Teddy Love , a company that makes a teddy bear vibrator. It seemed impolite to look a gift bear in the mouth, as it were, so I agreed to try it out. When a comically large box arrived on my doorstep and I pulled the bear out, I actually shuddered. The Teddy Love is, it must be said, intensely creepy.
By Christine Show. A man was arrested for the fourth time for having sex with a teddy bear in public. Charles Marshall, 28, received a citation on Wednesday for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio, it has been revealed. This is the fourth occasion since that the man has been arrested for pleasuring himself with a teddy bear. Found: Charles Marshall, 38, was cited for masturbating with a teddy bear in Cincinnati, Ohio, the fourth time he was caught having sex with a stuffed animal. Marshall received a citation for disorderly conduct in the most recent incident. Employees at the health clinic noticed Marshall in an alley engaging in a sex act with himself. Marshall was found using the stuffed animal to masturbate.
When I was 10 years old, I wandered into my living room on Christmas morning to find a soft, yellow teddy bear. He had glassy brown eyes, a squishy brown nose, and big paws filled with tiny beads. I loved him instantly.